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bonesandmoss:

Legs anatomy references by Wolfy-Nail

bonesandmoss:

Legs anatomy references by Wolfy-Nail

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

I once had a live bug crawl out of my bbq sandwich. And in High school, not only did they manage to both burn the pizza while the center was raw, I also had sour milk (still liquid, thankfully) on more than one occasion. Considering that there was pink mold on the water fountains (really fuckin dangerous, apparently), and gum covering the holes of others (one time I was so thirsty I didn’t realize I was drinking through someone’s discarded gum wad), the prepackaged drinks at lunch were the only things I drank all day, and when you got a sour one, you just didn’t drink anything until you got home.

(Source: ibukin)

zooophagous:

catsteaks:

howtoskinatiger:

sedimentarysyndicalist:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this incredibly smart Honey Badger

I get that this is supposed to be cute but its fucking heartbreaking. How can someone film an animal’s attempt at freedom? How could you not help them? Who can be on the sidelines while animals waste away in captivity?

He is not “wasting away in captivity.” He is receiving excellent care from a dedicated professional who saved him from a life of misery. This animal was rescued from an abusive owner who tried to keep him as a pet in unsuitable conditions. He has to stay at the rescue facility as he’s too habituated to humans and doesn’t know how to survive in the wild. If he was allowed “freedom” he would either be shot, trapped or starve to death. The only humane option in this situation is to keep him at this specialist facility or put him to sleep. 

once again, people bambi’ing up animals

People who try to set animals free often end up murdering them horribly. If you don’t know shit about animals don’t try to rant about them and for the love of GOD don’t try to ‘help’ them well meaning idiots ruin so many things in fucking terrible ways.

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: arachnidisa)

asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by shoeboxofbees.
[#432. Asexuals are actually the Illuminati Hivemind; the Motherbrain is based in a bakery near downtown Manhattan.]

asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by shoeboxofbees.

[#432. Asexuals are actually the Illuminati Hivemind; the Motherbrain is based in a bakery near downtown Manhattan.]

I hate when a series has lots of food that’s based around real foods and fans try to create recipes by half-assing and guessing at stuff. The best example is lembas bread from LotR, with people making freeze dried seed cakes or bacon bread, when in reality lembas bread is simply the Elve’s version of hardtack. Tolkein was in the war, he probably had more meals of hardtack than he cared to remember, his stories spawned from his experiences at war. The race of Men made the same hardtack eaten in our real world, the elves simply made it taste better than flour and water dried into a literal brick. (news flash, you don’t have to make special freeze-dried seed cakes to have vegan lembas, the base recipe for hardtack is literally just unleavened flour and water, those are the only two ingredients)

It unfortunately happens in the Redwall fandom as well. The books have amazingly detailed descriptions of food, and at least one feast in each book. A lot of fans try to cook the foods that sound so delectable in the books, to the point that the author wrote his own cookbook. There’s also a fan site with fan-submitted recipes, and nio offense to the creators of the recipes, but I really don’t agree with them. One example is the recipe for skilly and duff. The recipe on the site sounds like an omelette with potatoes. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt in that I don’t remember the description in Mossflower that contains potatoes, but I highly doubt they described an omelette. Real skilly and duff is, again, based on real food. As the wiki page describes, duff is a type of steamed or boiled pudding, and is named after a Scottish dialectical pronunciation of “dough.” Skilly is a thin gruel or broth. Therefore skilly and duff is most likely dumplings in broth. 

I realize I’m probably sounding a little stuck up about this, but accuracy is important to me, especially when making things based on real stuff. A little research gives you a lot more authority because you know what you’re talking about and have your facts straight. I hate when people half-ass it and don’t put in the research. I’m sure your recipe is tasty and delicious, but for gods sakes, don’t call it something it’s not. Interpretations are allowed only if you can explain a reason that makes sense for why you changed certain aspects of the closest recipe. Your reason can even be “it’s easier” or “this is tastier/more nutritious,” as long as it makes sense.

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

thetiniestmousey:

yooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooOooooOOOOOo

thetiniestmousey:

yooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooOooooOOOOOo

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

non-wolfdogs:

Salvatore is a black German Shepherd/Labrador Retriever (no wolf) up for adoption in Medford, Oregon.

Know of a wolfy-looking dog or wolfdog in need of a home? Submit to us!

DAMN this is a beautiful pup! I bet he’s really intelligent, too, as both those breeds tend to be top of the list for all-around working dogs.